Why Cleaning Your House is Important

Because when walking across the living room with a plate of food in one hand and a glass of milk in the other, it is somewhat disconcerting to catch your toe in the computer cord and stagger like a drunken clown into a chair while the other foot slides out from under you on a magazine, while you meanwhile attempt to balance the aforementioned plate and glass of milk, which you KNOW will stink Forever and Ever if you spill it into the upholstered chair you just fell over and into while trying to prevent two broken arms in less than a year and still preserving the dinner you just spent half an hour cooking. This will inevitably result in the total failure to save anything at all, resulting in the loss of your security deposit and a chair that will have to be recovered for the third time.

Not that this has ever happened to me or anything.